This conversation really happened:
Me: "Lexi, how was school today?"
Lexi: "pretty not great"
Me: "oh no! What happened? You were the Super Kid today! You brought grapes for snack - it should have been an awesome day!"
Lexi: "Well . . . . when we went to snack time, the other kids saw that I had grapes and they said, 'Gross! We want chocolate chip cookies! Lexi - don't ever bring grapes again . . . or else!' but I said, 'guys, it's ok - grapes are delicious' and they said, 'no!' and then they put my teachers in jail in a witches tower and used their terrible magic so I couldn't help them escape and then they used their terrible magic on me but I had sparkle magic that I had to use to save the teachers! But I used my sparkle magic to spell the other kids so they wouldn't have terrible magic anymore and then they thought the grapes were delicious and we all lived happily ever after."
me: "WOW! That was quite a day! Did all that really happen?"
Lexi: "yes."
Me: "I wish you would have come and gotten me so I could help"
Lexi: "But then the kids would have used their terrible magic on you. And I can't find your classroom by myself"
Me: "ok. Well did anything else happen?"
Lexi: "no. The end. I need to rest my voice now."
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